I’m Not Racist But.. Top 10

• I’m not racist but.. I can say what I like; however loud I want to cos this is my country (on being told to pipe down at 3am in a mostly Asian area)

Saudi American Dad meet British Asian Woman

Man: …Because I’m the man and what I say goes. And I say the United Kingdom is the greatest country in the world.

Sam: Greatest country in the world?

♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪

♪♪ We left our “happy” home ♪♪

Man: Uhh, Sam, brown girls don’t usually talk here…

Sam: ♪♪ The culture seemed a bit insane but Grandad said, hey, when in Rome… ♪♪

Man: Uh, Seriously Sam, ixnay on the inging-say

Sam: ♪♪ Maybe you got no reason to complain, but I’ve got no Y chromosome… ♪♪

So here’s what I don’t like about the United Kingdom…

♪♪ You can’t go out at night unless you are escorted by a man, ♪♪

♪♪ Cos if you do, you could get raped by the dude who drives your cab. ♪♪

♪♪ No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon, ♪♪

♪♪ That’s my best advice to you ♪♪

Man: ‘Cos you might just turn me on.

Sam: ♪♪ Oh, it’s a land of joy, if you are a boy, ♪♪

♪♪ But if you are a girl, it’s the 16th best place in the world. ♪♪

Man: Okay Sam we get it.

Sam: Oh, but I’m just getting started.

♪♪ British Asian girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re hotties, ♪♪

♪♪ Why? Because we like our bodies, check me out you uptight Nazis! ♪♪

♪♪ Oh it’s so awfully grand. ♪♪

Man: ♪♪ Come on Sam stop singing. ♪♪

Sam: ♪♪ If you are a man. ♪♪

Man: ♪♪ I’m only back up singing. ♪♪

Sam: ♪♪ If the UK doesn’t change soon man, I think I’m gonna hurl. ♪♪

♪♪ It’s the 16th best place in the world. ♪♪

Man: I started this point system and she’s way behind.

Sam: ♪♪ I only want to see the world, explore and socialize, ♪♪

♪♪ But I can’t seem to get beyond their patriarchal lies, ♪♪

♪♪ ‘Cause if I did, they’d call me harlot, whore, adulteress, ♪♪

♪♪ I bet my last ten pennies, you fellas won’t approve of this. ♪♪

♪♪ Who wants a kiss? ♪♪

♪♪ It’s great if you’re from Mars, but not if you’re from Venus, ♪♪

♪♪ If you wanna promotion, you better have a penis. ♪♪

♪♪ So if you’ve got a vagina. ♪♪

Man: Ooh!

Sam: ♪♪A vulva. ♪♪

Man: Eee!

Sam: ♪♪ A clitoris. ♪♪

Man: What is a clitoris? *Man shrugs shoulders*

Sam: ♪♪ And a labia… You see where I’m going with this. ♪♪

♪♪ Stay the hell away from.. Hmm, where is safe in the world? ♪♪

Man: WHORE!

 

The original: http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_Place_In_The_World