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Man: …Because I’m the man and what I say goes. And I say the United Kingdom is the greatest country in the world.
Sam: Greatest country in the world?
♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪
♪♪ We left our “happy” home ♪♪
Man: Uhh, Sam, brown girls don’t usually talk here…
Sam: ♪♪ The culture seemed a bit insane but Grandad said, hey, when in Rome… ♪♪
Man: Uh, Seriously Sam, ixnay on the inging-say
Sam: ♪♪ Maybe you got no reason to complain, but I’ve got no Y chromosome… ♪♪
So here’s what I don’t like about the United Kingdom…
♪♪ You can’t go out at night unless you are escorted by a man, ♪♪
♪♪ Cos if you do, you could get raped by the dude who drives your cab. ♪♪
♪♪ No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon, ♪♪
♪♪ That’s my best advice to you ♪♪
Man: ‘Cos you might just turn me on.
Sam: ♪♪ Oh, it’s a land of joy, if you are a boy, ♪♪
♪♪ But if you are a girl, it’s the 16th best place in the world. ♪♪
Man: Okay Sam we get it.
Sam: Oh, but I’m just getting started.
♪♪ British Asian girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re hotties, ♪♪
♪♪ Why? Because we like our bodies, check me out you uptight Nazis! ♪♪
♪♪ Oh it’s so awfully grand. ♪♪
Man: ♪♪ Come on Sam stop singing. ♪♪
Sam: ♪♪ If you are a man. ♪♪
Man: ♪♪ I’m only back up singing. ♪♪
Sam: ♪♪ If the UK doesn’t change soon man, I think I’m gonna hurl. ♪♪
♪♪ It’s the 16th best place in the world. ♪♪
Man: I started this point system and she’s way behind.
Sam: ♪♪ I only want to see the world, explore and socialize, ♪♪
♪♪ But I can’t seem to get beyond their patriarchal lies, ♪♪
♪♪ ‘Cause if I did, they’d call me harlot, whore, adulteress, ♪♪
♪♪ I bet my last ten pennies, you fellas won’t approve of this. ♪♪
♪♪ Who wants a kiss? ♪♪
♪♪ It’s great if you’re from Mars, but not if you’re from Venus, ♪♪
♪♪ If you wanna promotion, you better have a penis. ♪♪
♪♪ So if you’ve got a vagina. ♪♪
Sam: ♪♪A vulva. ♪♪
Sam: ♪♪ A clitoris. ♪♪
Man: What is a clitoris? *Man shrugs shoulders*
Sam: ♪♪ And a labia… You see where I’m going with this. ♪♪
♪♪ Stay the hell away from.. Hmm, where is safe in the world? ♪♪